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Crazy Mama's Celestial Emporium

26306 Preston Ave. Spring, Tx, 77373

organic skin care

"Forever Young Skin Miracles"tm

100% Guaranteed

or Your Money Back

You've found your "Genii in a Bottle".

Ready to actually produce the beautiful results

you've been looking for.

Powerful cocktails of natural & organic ingredients make up

these superior formulations.

We offer you the opportunity to experience skin care created for royalty at prices you can afford.

Ingredients & Reviews Below

(and on the testimonials page)

Diana Diamonds' Formulation (over a ten year period)

created in a Professional Sterile Laboratory here in the USA.

Products do not contain regular alcohol, mineral oil or any type of petroleum by-products.

To be certified organic requires a million dollar certificate from the FDA which puts the small guys out of business. You heard about the SWAT team that descended on the Organic Elderberry Farm? UTube it. It's for real.

So now, we don't say certified organic. We say pure, wondrous, effective, unadulturated, etc. But you get the picture. It's guaranteed to be effective or your money back.

Products are shown below in the order they are to be used starting with the "Featherweight Eye Makeup Remover".

Don't think that any of these products are greasy because they have essential oils! They disappear into your skin like a whisper of refreshment to heal & correct what time has inflicted.

Try it. You'll like it! And it is 100% Guaranteed.

All love in peace for the greater good, Diana

Super moist gel of nano molecules go deep to nourish & strengthen delicate skin around your eyes, lips & lip area. Tiny bit goes a long way to soften & reduce lines & wrinkles. Morning & night to repair & revitalize. Always apply day & night to clean skin before anything else. This stuff is absolutely amazing! 2 oz.

Perfection Souffle Gel for Eyes & Lips

Incredibly effective in every aspect of healing weathered or troubled skin: reducing stretch marks & cellulite, and lifting/firming sagging areas. Great for feet! Daily use for best results - morning & night. Super complex & effective formula. For face, body & hands. 7 oz.

OMG Face/Neck/Hand/Body Treatment for Face, Hands & Body for Men & Women

Tightens pores, firms skin, exfoliates as you wash it off, retexturizes skin's overall appearance & gives skin a fresh glow. Apply a thin film after cleansing & toning skin for best results. Dries to a fine powder. Leave on for 30 minutes or overnight. Remove with a warm wet wash cloth & use toner before applying regular facial regimen. Oily skin, black heads or break outs = every 3rd or fourth night & leave on overnight. Combination skin every fourth or fifth night. Dry skin at least once a week. Use on face, neck & chest. 2 oz.

Magic Masque

Second chance for mature skin. Plumps tired, drawn skin. Wear morning & night. Wear under makeup. Face, neck & chest. Tightens, firms & lifts aging skin. 2 ounces

Lift & Firm

Gently & thoroughly removes the most stubborn of eye makeup while treating the fragile skin around your eyes & eyelashes (warding off dryness that causes them to break off) with a kiss of deep moisture. Contains coconut oil & Madagascar Vanilla essential oil. 6 oz.

Featherweight Eye Makeup Remover & Treatment

A facelift & game changer in a bottle. Effective against acne, excema, & sun damaged skin. Smooths rumpled neck skin too! (See testimonial below with before & after photos showing major difference on neck in 4 days!!!) Use morning & evening. Wear under makeup. See ingredients of product below & reviews. 2 oz.

Genii in a Jar

Your solution for dry skin. Apply to wrinkles, age spots, stretch marks for cellular level return to youthful skin. Daily use morning & night to moisturize weathered; aging skin. 1 ounces

Turbo Wrinkle & Spot Treatment

At the heart of this rare and effective toner are Bourbon Geranium & Bulgarian Rose Essential Oils. The result is an astringent toner without alcohol - leaving your skin with a blush of freshness as it clarifies. Spritz on a cotton pad or moistened facial cloth & apply to face and neck avoiding eye area to prepare the skin for your choice of moisturizing cremes. 8oz.

Cleopatra's Elixir

"Moroccan Oil" refers to the area where Argan Oil is found. "Moroccan Oil" contains fillers & additives to thin it out. Argan Oil which is the precious & costly ingredient in "Moroccan Oil"! Pure Argan Oil is beyond miraculous. (See testimonial with pictures below.) I don't think anyone really knows all of it's benefits! Fabulous for hair (use a tiny bit and rub between palms to thin it out.) Cures ? Absolutely controls tons of skin issues. Apply to your eyelashes at night for rapid growth! (Testimonial below!) Comes to you fresh and lasts a long, long time. No added anything! Softens beard & moustache also. 1 oz

100% Pure Argan Oil (aka "Moroccan Oil")

Do your daughter a big favor & get her started with this pristine formula. Insurance against ravages of time. Use morning & night. Wear under makeup. For young skin that wants to stay young. Use day & night. Nano-molecules penetrate deeply to soften and protect preserving your young skin. Safe & effective around eyes also. 8 oz,


A little bit goes a long long way. Use warm wet wash cloth in circular motion for best results. Every 3rd night reapply thin layer & leave on overnight as a masque. 6 month supply. 8 oz.

Hibiscus Cell Regeneration Wash/Scrub & Masque

Pure witch hazel with zero alcohol combined with lime essential oil cleanses, tones & acts as a gentle & effective astringent for oily skin, abrasions etc. External use only. No alcohol. 8 oz.

Cleopatra's Secret Elixir (Toner)

Line filler for deep wrinkles & depuffer for under eyes. Use morning & night for severe cases & let dry before serum (day) or moisturizer (night). Not a temporary treatment - this is an ongoing solution for your problem.

Forever Young - Instant Baby Face

A healing salve for all external skin healing problems.Organic Aloe Vera combined with very expensive Helichrysm. See link at bottom of the page for information regarding Helichrysm essential oil. This may be a limited opportunity at these prices. 2 oz. *Information on Helichrysm at the bottom of this page for your reference.

Pure Aloe Vera with Helichrysm Essential Oil

Tightens, firms & reduces wrinkles. Apply daily in the morning & let dry before moisturizer under makeup. Over 50 years of age. 6 month supply.

Serious Wrinkle Serum

Limited Edition of St. John's Wort, Pink Himalayan Sea Salt, Anantmool Powder, Pure Natural Goats Milk & 8 other proprietary ingredients blended with Essential Oils to create an ethereal detox on 3 levels: physical, emotional, & spiritual. Create a paste all over your body and then slip into a warm bath to soak away your cares while you detox. 2 oz = one fabulous application. 8 oz.

Sacred Space Healing Mud Bath

A non-soap (great to use as a shower gel) all over cleanser that is naturally antibacterial. Essential Oils of Grapefruit & Lime, Pure Aloe Vera Gel, Coconut Milk, Honey & non-abrasive exfoliants yield a yummy combination perfect for any type skin problem including acne, shaving nice & close, and as a clean rinsing treat! Men really enjoy this cleanser 8oz.

Cleopatra's Sensual Secret

Powerful, invisibly light formula swiftly disappears deep into thirsty cells to nourish & soften fine lines & deep creases on face, neck & throat. Ideal nighttime solution for weathered and mistreated skin. 2 ounces

Sleeping Beauty's Secret Night Remedy

StiSmulation of collagen 1, collagen 111 and elastin fibroblasts. This stimulation supports the healing and repair response in the skin, increases skin thickness, evens skin tone & smooths texture,

while restoring elasiticity and firmness to the skin.

Heal sun damage, increase hydration, erase wrinkles, nourish at the dermal layer, minimize irritation, & increase skin brightness. Everything you ever wanted in an Anti-Aging Wrinkle Treatment. These daily moisture products perform at the highest level of synergy with a maximum percentage of proven elements for guaranteed potency, purity, efficacy, and profound results. Safe enough for twice daily use, effective and absolutely necessary. MSM drives the formula deep while Vitamin A, Panthenol, Hyaluronic Acid & CoQ10 work at a cellular level to regenerate young healthy skin.

Ingredients for "Genii in a Jar"

100% Natural 96% Organic

Organic Herbal Infusion, Organic Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Organic Helianthus Annuus, Glycerl Stearate, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Octyl Palmitate, Glycolic Acid, Organic Cocos Nucifera, Squalane, Lactic Acid, Isopropyl Palmitate, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Organic Carthamus Tinctorius, Prunus Amygdalus, Actinidia Chinensis, Pyrus Malus, Fragaria Vesca, Methylsulfonylmethane (MSM), Silk Protein Amino Acid Blend, l-Arginine, L-Aspartic Acid, L- Pyrrolidonecarboxylic Acid, Glycine, L-Alanine, L-Serine, L-Valine, L-Proline, L-Threonine, L-Isoleucine, L-Histidine, L-Phenylalanine, Dipeptide Diaminobutyroyl BenzylamideDiacetate, Butyrospermum Parkii, Sodium L- Pyrrolidone Carboxylate, Sodium Lactate, Theobroma Cacao, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearic Acid, Cetearyl Alcohol, Cetearyl Glucoside, Phytic Acid, Stearyl Alcohol, Sodium Hydroxide, Potassium Stearate, Cucumis Sativus, Hyaluroinic Acid, Sodium Ascorbyl Phospate (Vitamin C), Organic Beeswax, Organic Simmondsia Chinensis, Ubiquinone (Coenzyme Q10), Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Retinyl Palmitate (Vitamin A), Phytic Acid, Phospholids, Vitis Vinifera, Organic Mahonia Aquifolium, Organic Camellia Sinensis, Camelia Oil, Persea Gratissima, Organic Euphrasia Officinalis (Eyebright), Helichrysum Gymnocephalum (Helichrysum Essential Oil), Organic Glycyrrhiza Glabra, Cymbopogpn Schoenanthus, Butylene Glycol, Ascorbyl Palmitate (Vitamin C), Acetyl Hexapeptide-3, Calophyllum Tacamahaca, Organic Borago Officinalis, Organic Oenothera Biennis, Organic Rosa Canina (Rose Hip Oil), Organic Lavandula Augustfolia (Lavender), Panthenol (Vitamin B5), Allantoin, Organic Arnica Montana, Organic Calendula Officinalis, Organic Anthemis Nobilis, Vanilla Absolute, Macadamia Ternifolia, Sodium Carbomer, Sclerotium, Benzl Alcohol, Potassium Sorbate, Tocopheryl (Antioxidant), Lecithin, Citrus Medica Limonum, Saccharum Officinare (Sugar Cane), Xanthan Gum, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexyl Glycerin, Sclerotium Gum.

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Hi! I came in a few weeks ago with my little girl ( she got all of your lollipops lol ). I was looking for something for my skin condition Ichthyosis Vulgaris and you gave me some things to try. I came back and bought the Argan Oil a week later.

I just want to say Thank You for what you do! This stuff has been amazing! It has made such a HUGE difference and so quickly at that! I was expecting a month or so of using it before I saw a difference but I saw results in just 24 hours! My condition is the worst on my legs and after using the oil you gave me I feel like I'm looking at someone else's legs. I took some before and after photos and I wanted to share them with you. It has only been 2 weeks so I'm excited to see what the results will be months from now!

Again thank you so much!

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Betty from Nebraska came in (her husband never got out of the car) and described the weeping ezcema her husband had been suffering with for years on his hands even after going to lots of dermatoligists & doctors. That was November 1st, 2012. Got a reorder right before Christmas for 2 more jars (still had some left in his 2 oz jar after almost 2 months) because his hands were pristine! Can't say he was healed forever because we don't know what would happen if he quit using it - But we're not gonna let that happen.


I've been using the OMG for 3 weeks and my stretch marks are much lighter and - my tiny saggy butt is actually lifting!!!


Okay this stuff actually works! Carol sent me for 2 more of the OMG - she's terrified you'll run out when she needs it. And I'm stocking up on the Bye Bye Big Belly & the OMG creme. I used it morning and night for 2 solid weeks on my butt (was like almost-congealed jello) and my belly just like you said with the cream over it and look! I've been showing off my belly to everyone! You'll just have to take my word for the solid butt I'm getting. This stuff is great.


The name says it all! ("Fountain of Youth Creme") My skin is now silky & smooth, noticeably the forehead lines has lessened and cheek bones they appear plump & fuller. My husband skin is brighter and smoother. The shave area has a toned appearance and clear of some dark spots from shaving.


Angela Jackson from Missouri

Online Business Owner

This is a wonderful Moisturizer ("Protection") that keeps wrinkles at bay. You can feel your skin firm up almost instantly. Not too heavy or light on the skin.

Joyful from Texas


Just started using this product ("Lift & Firm") and I can already see a difference.

Popy Goetchius

Owner-Angel Sitters

Saw a difference immediately with "Super Lift & Firm". Everyone in Colorado needs this one to protect their skin from the dry heat inside all thetime in the winter! Never used anything("Atomic Youth - Wrinkle & Spot Treatment") that smoothed my wrinkles like this.

Margaret Jordan - Age 83

Retired Practrical Nurse

Diana. I love the ("Hibiscus")scrub/wash. I use it all over my body. Smells so good and exfoliates without drying my skin out. I love it! And the toner ("Cleopatra's Elixir") is wonderful too.

Fran B. - Lawyer

Benefits of Helichrysm Essential Oil